January 2012
“Everybody’s a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We’re all trying to...”
– David Cronenberg (via fuckyeahgirlcrush)
me: hey can you call someone for me
parental unit: um no? you can do it yourself you're grown up.
me: OH SWEET JESUS GOD NO. I CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO COLLAPSE PLEASE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I JUST CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO BREAK. THEY'LL THINK I'M WEIRD. THEY'LL JUDGE ME. THEY HATE ME I CAN'T DO THIS.
That awkward moment when your mouth makes a really...
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Tumblr’s got me cracking up tonight!
angryliberal:
in what universe are the teenage years the best years
observando:
God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.
-Voltaire
1964: I want to hold your hand
1978: Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round
1990: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
2005: Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin Everywhere.
2011: Ass , Ass , Ass , Ass , Ass.
“Let’s face it: We are who we are, and we will carry ourselves into the New Year...”
– Unremitting Failure (via nevver)
